lifewithoutjokes:

Hilarious Snape Memes: Snape’s transformed from the most quotable to most meme-able guy in Harry Potter. Check out the best 15! http://ichirokanami.me/15-hilarious-snape-memes

lifewithoutjokes:

Hilarious Snape Memes: Snape’s transformed from the most quotable to most meme-able guy in Harry Potter. Check out the best 15! http://ichirokanami.me/15-hilarious-snape-memes

itrybutijustendupeatingfries:

leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

be my best friend. 

itrybutijustendupeatingfries:

leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

be my best friend. 

Anonymous asked
how big is the largest thing thats been in your ass?

bi-bibirdie:

inb4apocalypsee:

bi-bibirdie:

My friends finger when he tried to finger me but he was drunk and got the wrong hole.

im dying rn hahah hi shawn

LOLOL he’s ruined me for life.

alexanderlightworm:

So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t see anything!” and the blind kid goes “Me either!!” and i just lost it

dggeoff:

huntedandrebelled:

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

OH MY FUCKING GOD