deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

thatsonofamitch:

thatsonofamitch:

there are no rules in college

Ten months, ten entire months have passed since I have made this post. I made this post while I was at college, I am now home. Moreover, some meme loving fuck, at some time today, I don’t know when, silently left a box of kid cuisine on my doorstep. You bothered to somehow find out where I live, which is quite far from my university by several hundred miles, pay money for a frozen children’s meal, and drive out to where I live, just to meme on me. I can’t believe this is real.

unheroically:

parkwaydrve:

rorytruth:

Read all of it.Then read the parts with out the brackets.Then read only the brackets.

Why did you reupload Zach’s post? (here)

Why! Do! People! Do! This! #should change your url to rorylies

unheroically:

parkwaydrve:

rorytruth:

Read all of it.
Then read the parts with out the brackets.
Then read only the brackets.

Why did you reupload Zach’s post? (here)

Why! Do! People! Do! This!

#should change your url to rorylies

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(Source: verswayze)